nohaijiachi:

"It’s like looking after a damn 5 year old"

THAT’S IT, THIS IS THE ULTIMATE “BE STRONG FOR MOTHER” JOKE, THERE WILL NEVER BE A BETTER USE FOR THAT MEME THAN THIS, LET’S CLOSE THE INTERNET

major-ocelot:

Sexuality: Iroquois Pliskin

wachtelspinat:

"old man stop it"

wachtelspinat:

"old man stop it"

ocenot:

i was practicing colouring but then it turned really gay

ocenot:

i was practicing colouring but then it turned really gay

skywolfalpha;
yeah, we seem to gloss over the fact that Snake and Otacon have been living together since MGS1...

skywolfalpha:

fonbella:

THEY DID!

And then I remember MGS4 and I want to cry because I just wanted Snake to have a happy life. I wonder if Otacon made those nine years more thrilling to Snake, like, what if Snake hadn’t partnered up with him? Would he live the same life? Or would he lock himself up in Alaska with dogs again?

And although Snake doesn’t ACTUALLY voice it, it was pretty obvious that his early aging affected his self steem, like how his stamina bar decreases in MGS4 when he sees himself in the mirror or when Meryl calls him old man… So I wonder if Sunny made him a bit happier about stuff going on at the time.

BECAUSE IMAGINE SNAKE GOING THROUGH THAT SHIT ALONE.

WELL SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN

omg geez. I’m CERTAIN Otacon made Snake’s life better. imo, he would’ve eventually drank himself to death in Alaska. Somewhere (I think in MGS2) it’s somewhere implied that Otacon got him to stop drinking.
I think Otacon lets Snake feel like his life has purpose. He’s not just taking on missions because he’s compelled to be on the battlefield (the only place he really feels alive), but because he can Otacon are trying to make the world better - or at least, fix their (and their fathers’) mistakes.

Did you notice, though, that when Otacon makes a joke about Snake’s age, his Stamina meter doesn’t decrease? The Gaudi guide even says “Old Snake” was an affectionate nickname Otacon came up with.
And let’s not forget that he jerks away from physical contact even from Meryl and generally insists that he’s still fine - but he has no problem showing weakness to or even physically leaning on Otacon for support.

OMG I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT HIM GOING THROUGH EVERYTHING ALONE especially the rapid aging thing omg. ;_; Snake…. no… *sobs*

IT’S NOT JUST DRINKING THOUGH

While it wasn’t solely because of Otacon, Otacon was one of the driving forces, possibly (definitely?!) the most important one that made him stop smoking after MGS4 as well.

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BYE

skywolfalpha;
yeah, we seem to gloss over the fact that Snake and Otacon have been living together since MGS1...

THEY DID!

And then I remember MGS4 and I want to cry because I just wanted Snake to have a happy life. I wonder if Otacon made those nine years more thrilling to Snake, like, what if Snake hadn’t partnered up with him? Would he live the same life? Or would he lock himself up in Alaska with dogs again?

And although Snake doesn’t ACTUALLY voice it, it was pretty obvious that his early aging affected his self steem, like how his stamina bar decreases in MGS4 when he sees himself in the mirror or when Meryl calls him old man… So I wonder if Sunny made him a bit happier about stuff going on at the time.

BECAUSE IMAGINE SNAKE GOING THROUGH THAT SHIT ALONE.

WELL SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN

Otasune in a nutshell:

skywolfalpha:

MGS1: “aww, that’s cute. But it’ll never be anything more than a fanservice-y bit of subtext”
MGS4: Snake and Otacon living together with their adopted daughter. “Well shit.”

penisofperishment:

turnipfritters:

fonbella:

People discussing the sexuality of characters in MGS series is so interesting because

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lesbian

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idk he either sleeps with everyone or everyone wants to sleeps with him, that’s it, that’s the main reason everything goes wrong in this game

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Gayer than everyone above, literally everything that goes wrong in the series is because he couldn’t keep his dick in his pants for the guy above

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#that moment in mgs4 when you find out that everything DID happen because ocelot was so totally and eternally gay for big bosh#you’re like#I WAS KIDDING#and kojima’s like#LOL I WASN’T THO

suckmymara;
the biggest boss you can imagine

metalgearmoments:

Kojima at San Diego Comic-con 2014

No matter how successful he becomes, he’ll always be that awkward nerd

  • otacon and snake: *do something extremely homoerotic*
  • straight boys: no homo
  • otacon and snake: *confirmed by voice actors to be voiced as a couple*
  • straight boys: no homo
  • otacon and snake: *agree to live out the rest of their days together raising their daughter*
  • straight boys: no homo

nakedsnake:

now, go! let the legend come back to life!